Introduce Yourself to the Super Awesome People at Super Duper Asshole
Honestly, we really are a bunch of awesome people who get misunderstood as assholes ⎯ or maybe it’s because we like to swear from time to time.
Our core beliefs
We’re here to dominate the internet with hilarious merchandise that’s borderline inappropriate. And we don’t give a flying fuck if you don’t like it. This is the internet, not Sunday morning mass.
We work hard and we sell high
Wait, what does that even mean? Are we overpricing our products or did we smoke too much ganja throughout the day? Fuck it, just buy out shit, okay?
Vacations are for pussies
We don’t believe in taking time off to “rest, relax, and recover.” That’s a part of our daily routine. Wherever we go, our work comes with us.
Laziness is a productive way to achieve nothing
The big guy in the sky made the universe in a week, so we hacked away until SuperDuperAsshole.com was born. However, we didn’t need a day to rest. We’ll rest when we die.
We love our products just as much as you
Anyone can sell shitty products from suppliers on Alibaba. However, the world is oversaturated with cheap plastic crap. We’re a socially responsible business and that’s why we only provide you high-quality, hilarious clothes to put on your back.
Unfortunately, if you need a roof over your head or food in your belly, you’ll have to look elsewhere.
Meet our amazing team (of one).
“We” are a talented group of individuals that see life as a glass half empty. No, we’re not pessimistic, depressed saps that can’t get laid. We’re simply dedicated to producing interesting art, memorable designs, and laughable products to overfill the glass with humor and happiness.
Kyle de Graaf
CEO of SuperDuperAsshole.com
“Hey, I know you didn’t come here to read a story about who I really am. You came here to see whether I’m a real asshole or not. You see, I know a thing or two about human psychology. And you judgemental pricks deserve… 10% OFF MY ENTIRE STORE.”
“p.s., For every product you buy, I’m donating $1 to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund ⎯ click here to learn more.”
Stop fingering your phone (pervert) and start buying our products
Seriously, our products aren’t going to buy themselves. They require you to choose the ones you like, put them in your cart, then finalize your payment, and wait for a while until they arrive to your door. It’s that easy!