The COVID-19 pandemic has created the largest health and economic crisis in recent history. In response to its impact, we ⎯ the people behind SuperDuperAsshole.com ⎯ want to do our part to crush COVID.
As of 16 January 2021, the World Health Organization has published the following data on COVID-19:
- 96,506,811 confirmed cases
- 2,001,773 deaths
That’s a lot of lives impacted by a microscopic bastard and we ⎯ the assholes that run this online shop ⎯ have zero tolerance for this kind of behavior.
Thankfully, the WHO’s COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund is collecting donations that will:
- Improve country preparedness and response
- Accelerate research and development
- Coordinate across regions to access, respond and mitigate risks
They have outlined their entire strategy in the infographic below.
We ⎯ the super duper people that run this shop ⎯ believe that this is a brilliant plan to crush covid. In fact, after numerous brainstorming sessions, this was far better than anything we could come up with to help the people in dire need of support.
Therefore, we have decided to donate $1 from every product sold to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund.
Now, you might be thinking:
“Do I have to buy a product from SuperDuperAsshole.com to support the World Health Organization’s COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund?
The answer is no.
You don’t have to buy a single thing from this shop to contribute to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund.
In fact, if you look closely, every time we mention the world “COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund” there’s a hyperlink that sends you directly to the WHO’s dedicated page for making a donation
If you want to do your part and crush COVID without buying any of our awesome products, that’s totally cool.
However, being the socially responsible business that we are, we plan to bribe you with 10% off any order when you use the coupon code CRUSHCOVID.
The CRUSHCOVID coupon will be valid until December 31, 2021 or until the WHO stops collecting donations for the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund, whichever comes first.
You might now be thinking:
“Wow, the people at SuperDuperAsshole.com are duper duper awesome.”
Maybe we are. Maybe we aren’t.
The point is, COVID-19 is officially 2020’s asshole of the year.
And we refuse to watch the world suffer and struggle without doing anything about it.
So, this is our way of doing business while giving back to the world at a time when support and solidarity are needed the most.
If you’d like to help us to help others, just remember to use CRUSHCOVID on our checkout page so we can donate $1 from every product to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund.
Thanks for being so awesome and helping us crush covid-19!
Get 10% off any order and we’ll donate $1 from every product to CRUSHCOVID
*$1 FROM EACH PRODUCT SOLD WILL BE DONATED TO THE COVID-19 SOLIDARITY RELIEF FUND. COUPON EXPIRES 31 DECEMBER 2021 OR UNTIL THE RELIEF FUND NO LONGER ACCEPTS DONATIONS, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
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