HELP US CRUSH COVID-19
We’re pissed because COVID-19 continues to fuck the world
COVID-19 deserves a kick to the balls. However, it’s a virus, which means it doesn’t have balls. Instead, we’ve decided to crush covid by donating $1 to the COVID-19 Solidarity Relief Fund for every product sold.
Isn’t it time for COVID-19 to go fuck itself?
If you agree, grab a limited edition Fuck You Covid-19 Sweatshirt. Use CRUSHCOVID for 10% off and we’ll give $1 to the COVID-19 Solidarity Relief Fund.
Winter is coming and so is a mutated version of motherfucking COVID-19
Thankfully, the perfect beanie to combat COVID-19 has arrived. Get yours before it’s too late. And don’t forget to use CRUSHCOVID for 10% off.
Congrats, COVID-19, for being 2020’s Asshole of the Year
However, it was a close race with Donald Trump coming in second place, again.
Great Covid-Free Again
Time to throw away your old “Make America Great Again” caps. Your welcome.
Trump, make America COVID-free again!
You were voted in to make America great again. But what did you do? You fucked up.
The world is not safe. Get your mask on!
This damn viral bastard just won’t give up. Better gear up to fight back against the fucking thing. Plus, getting 10% off when you use CRUSHCOVID is a win-win for all of us!